It's not easy being Muffins

Photo-bombed you bitches!

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(via ramshackleglam)

Muffins always gets the last laugh

  • Lacey: I let muffins sleep in my bed last night
  • Kevin: awh
  • Lacey: yeah, but then I kicked him out of the room when I went to take a shower this morning...And he got revenge by pulling stuff out of Rhonda's bathroom garbage and displaying it in my office area
  • Kevin: what a dick
I hear other dogs barking in the neighborhood and I let out a muffled bark in reply from this stance every 5 minutes or so.

I hear other dogs barking in the neighborhood and I let out a muffled bark in reply from this stance every 5 minutes or so.

rhondalynn:

Some mornings muffins is extremely playful. We lie in bed playing hide and seek which usually just consists of me throwing the covers over Muffins’s head and making him find his way out. We both get a great laugh out of this- at least I like to think he’s laughing.

Some mornings my mom tries to suffocate me and she laughs the whole time.

rhondalynn:

Some mornings muffins is extremely playful. We lie in bed playing hide and seek which usually just consists of me throwing the covers over Muffins’s head and making him find his way out. We both get a great laugh out of this- at least I like to think he’s laughing.

Some mornings my mom tries to suffocate me and she laughs the whole time.

“Fur coats were sooo last season!”

“Fur coats were sooo last season!”

“We are missing the puppy bowl for this?”

“We are missing the puppy bowl for this?”

I’m back, motherfuckers!

I’m back, motherfuckers!

“I don’t care if he just had surgery on this spot. I need to be this close to him.”

“I don’t care if he just had surgery on this spot. I need to be this close to him.”

Muffins: “What is for Thanksgiving supper?”
Me: “You don’t get anything Muffins.”

Muffins: “What is for Thanksgiving supper?” Me: “You don’t get anything Muffins.”

lacey:

Everyday.

lacey:

Everyday.

(Source: lacey, via seagull)