“I swear - I will kill them the first chance I get!”
It's not easy being Muffins
He finds a pillow and sleeps on it. Just like a human. Ugh!
Such a weird wolf
I really enjoy trashy reality TV and this looks perfect. Don’t judge me if I put it on my DVR.
Muffins: “This looks like mom, Aunt Erin, Aunt Michelle, Aunt Alena, and Aunt Lauren…..not pictured is Mommy Lacey”
Update from mom Lacey
Whenever Rhonda is home, Muffins will let out random - very random - barks. I actually just started noticing that when she is gone during the day, the only time I hear him bark is if other dogs are barking loudly outside or if someone knocks on our door. Even when someone was on the roof repairing it very loudly, he didn’t bark.
This made me come to the conclusion that Muffins could give two shits about me. He is only concerned with protecting Rhonda. Well, joke is on you, Muffins, because your barking only alerts the killers (that are most definitely lurking outside our door) that there is indeed a LIVE BODY TO BE KILLED inside. Your lack of barking when you are home alone with me, throws the killers off. Thx buddy!
Happy Friday, assholes!
I love that massive woman they call Molly.
Mommy Lacey made me a visualization tree of my sexual conquests.
- Toy Rabbits
- Pooka
- Louie
- Maynard
